House M.D. 6.01 Broken (2009, Medical Black Comedy Drama TV) – 7/10 review

Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
Robert Sean Leonard: Dr. James Wilson
Franka Potente: Lydia
Lin-Manuel Miranda: Alvie
Megan Dodds: Dr. Beasley
Derek Richardson: Steve "Freedom Master"
Curtis Armstrong: Richter
Andrew Harrison Leeds: Dr. Medina
Andre Braugher: Dr. Darryl Nolan
Creator: David Shore
Writer: Russel Friend
Writer: Garrett Lerner
Writer: David Foster
Writer: David Shore
Director: Katie Jacobs

House M.D. 6.01 Broken (2009)

Having come through the Vicodin addiction, House moves to a psychiatric ward to deal with his deeper, non-physical issues. He thinks that he should be able to leave and has to start scheming to make sure it happens.

7/10

While the Franka Potente character conception absolutely never convinces (SPOILER House insults her, steals her car, nearly kills a dude then they have an affair, hmm), this is, nevertheless, an engrossing return. It’s well-acted by all, especially Franka Potente who manages to get us to accept her ridiculous actions, and Andre Braugher who I usually find intensely irritating but he’s great here. Katie Jacobs directs skilfully and manipulatively. Cleverly, it actually sticks very closely to the House formula of being wrong a lot, taking someone to the brink of death then pulling out miraculous results with acute observational skills and mental agility but they apply this formula to several different characters, including House, instead of just a single patient. I appreciate the writing team taking a little longer than usual (this is a feature-length episode) to reset everything back to normal and, applaudably, we’re not quite there yet. I look forward to next week’s episode.

This House M.D. episode contains adult dialogue and violence and a sex scene.

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inFamous (2009) – 8/10 Third-Person Open-World Super-Hero / Super-Villain Action PS3 exclusive game review

Cast / crew

inFamous (2009)

Cole is at the epicentre of an enormous explosion when the package he is carrying goes off. Somehow he not just survives but emerges with ability to regenerate his health and fire electricity from his finger-tips. The rest of the now-quarantined Empire City hasn’t been so lucky with the city gangs fighting over territory now that there’s no law.

8/10

inFamous is just so much fun; it wants to be played and enjoyed and it makes it easy for you to do so. This is because game balance is very well done: you are very strong and well-equipped offensively (I didn’t realise I had homing lightning bolts until the third play through!) but very weak defensively meaning that skill and accuracy are rewarded and that battles are never dull or one-sided in your favour. Additionally, there is a very forgiving checkpoint system (there are even checkpoints for the middle of boss battles). Amazingly, even escort missions are fun because the escorted runs and hides at the first sign of trouble, simple! Disappointingly, the good evil choices are a bit too give-away-all-your-money-and-both-kidneys or beat-an-orphan-with-this-kitten-in-front-of-Jesus. The final boss battle is also much harder than anything else in the game and requires some patience and tactics. These are just about the only weaknesses but, back on the positive side, you can accidentally electrocute people by running through puddles. Which is oddly brilliant.

This game contains mild swear words and mild unpleasant scenes, electricity violence, melee violence.

Classified 16+ by PEGI. The game is only suitable for persons who have reached the age of 16 or over..
Classified Violence by PEGI. Game contains depictions of violence.

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The A-Team 1.03 Children of Jamestown (1983, TV) – 5/10 review

George Peppard: John "Hannibal" Smith
Dirk Benedict: Templeton "Face" Peck
Melinda Culea: Amy Amanda Allen
Dwight Schultz: "Howling Mad" Murdock
Mr. T: B.A. Baracus
Co-Executive Producer: Frank Lupo
Writer (Series’ Creator): Frank Lupo
Writer (Series’ Creator): Stephen J. Cannell
Gerrit Graham:
Ron Hayes:
John Saxon: Martin James
John Carter:
Writer: Stephen J. Cannell
Director: Christian I. Nyby II
Second Unit Director: Craig R. Baxley

A-Team, The 1.03 Children of Jamestown (1983)

The A-Team is hired to rescue Sheila Rogers, a young girl who has been brainwashed into a religious cult. Brilliantly, they manage to get themselves captured in the escape.

5/10

The A-Team starts here with the opening narration, the van and Dirk Benedict in the cast. Annoyingly, it’s rather decent fun. Annoying, as it’s weakly scripted and writer Stephen J. Cannell has already run out of ideas and resorted to insanity instead of character. John Saxon has the unfortunate responsibility of carrying off the loopy reverend but his stunt double does deliver an hilarious comeuppance by being propelled out of a jeep. The team themselves are fine with a really nice moment where they join hands in support to lift Amy’s spirits and another nice detail when Hannibal cleans a Bible before leaving for the end credits.

Classified PG by BBFC. Parental Guidance.

Surrogates (2009, Science Fiction Action Thriller) – 6/10 review

Director: Jonathan Mostow
Bruce Willis: Greer
Radha Mitchell: Peters
Rosamund Pike: Maggie
Writer (Original Graphic Novel): Robert Venditti
Writer (Original Graphic Novel): Brett Weldele
Writer (Screenplay): Michael Ferris
Writer (Screenplay): John Brancato
James Cromwell: Canter
Ving Rhames: The Prophet

Surrogates (2009)

In a world where almost everybody uses a surrogate (a robot perfectly communicating with their brain) to conduct their daily life, FBI Agent Tom Greer is stunned to find himself investigating a homicide (there hasn’t been one for years). And it’s not just the crime, it’s the manner: a surrogate operator was killed when their surrogate was killed; something that cannot possibly happen.

6/10

Feeling oddly broken, this takes some nice ideas and doesn’t waste them exactly, but zips through so fast that it feels like it doesn’t make sense (the movie is under ninety minutes long). The two super-powered action sequences are edited to barely-functioning oblivion as is the law in 2009. However, it is genuinely refreshing not to have that most ridiculous and well-worn of plot devices, the machine that gains sentience (the technology concept is clear and adhered to and we get all sorts of other hope-you-won’t-notice continuity shortcuts), and it is remarkable how welcome the true human faces of beardy Bruce Willis and a fat, bearded dude are amongst the not-quite-human surrogate population. It provides an odd sense of relief, probably a bit like seeing someone real after looking at the unsettling manufactured face of 2009 Nicole Kidman for too long. Along with that feeling, it definitely does strike an emotional nerve (I remembered Willis’ character name after the movie, a good sign), albeit weakly, but the technical and editing deficiencies nearly stopped this movie working at all.

This movie contains strong violence, strong fantasy violence, unpleassant scenes.

Classified 12A by BBFC. Persons under the age of 12 must be accompanied by an adult.

Here Comes Mr. Jordan (1941, Romantic Fantasy Movie) – 5/10 review

Robert Montgomery: Joe Pendleton
Claude Rains: Mr. Jordan
Evelyn Keyes: Bette Logan
Writer (Screenplay): Sidney Buchman
Writer (Screenplay): Seton I. Miller
Writer (Original Play) "Heaven Can Wait": Harry Segall
Producer: Everett Riskin
Director: Alexander Hall

Here Comes Mr. Jordan (1941)

Up-and-coming boxer Joe Pendleton is killed in an air crash just before his shot at the world title and insistently remonstrates with the officials in pre-Heaven that it wasn’t his time. When they check, it turns out he was right – he would have survived except for the over-eager messenger taking him too soon – and try to return him to his body only to find it has been cremated.

5/10

While the fantasy element and jumping off point for the plot are interesting, almost nothing else in the movie works. The romantic element is awfully, horribly unconvincing and the police procedural element is toe-curlingly embarrassing. There is, however, agreeable fun friction between Robert Montgomery’s wrongfully plucked-from-his-not-so-certain-death boxer and Edward Everett Horton’s pluckee and Claude Rains amiably strolls around as the eponymous Mr. Jordan.

This movie contains mild adult dialogue and boxing violence.

Classified U by BBFC. Universal: Suitable for All.

Forza Motorsport 3 (2009, Racing Game, 360 exclusive) – demo review

Forza Motorsport 3 (2009)

Quick thoughts on the Forza Motorsport 3 available for download today. Graphics are a big step up from the last instalment with no low-resolution liveries on the cars and pin-sharp backgrounds and textures scattered generously everywhere; it looks very nice. The sixty-frames-per-second refresh rate continues to make a huge difference to every other 360 racer. The front-end menus are attractive, airy and clear. Negative comments? The lighting model places it in a firm second place visually against Gran Turismo 5 Prologue both on the track and in the showroom. Gargantuan loading times for the circuit still exist. Perhaps most damningly of all, though, is that all five cars felt (and sounded) very very similar. They shouldn’t. They include four road cars (Mini, Evo, Ferrari California, Audi R8) and one racing car (Porsche) with massive differences in drive trains, weight and engine power and note. Yet moving from one to the other never felt like you were in a different car. Currently released 360 exclusive Race Pro and PS3 exclusive Supercar Challenge have FM3‘s driving model trumped.

Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987, Super-Hero Movie) – 4/10 review

Director: Sidney J. Furie
Christopher Reeve: Superman / Clark Kent
Gene Hackman: Lex Luthor
Movie Series Instigator: Alexander Salkind
Jackie Cooper: Perry White
Marc McClure: Jimmy Olsen
Jon Cryer: Lenny
Sam Wanamaker: David Warfield
Mark Pillow: Nuclear Man
Mariel Hemingway: Lacy Warfield
Margot Kidder: Lois Lane
Writer (Characters’ Creator) Superman: Jerry Siegel
Writer (Characters’ Creator) Superman: Joe Shuster
Writer (Story): Lawrence Konner
Writer (Story): Mark Rosenthal
Writer (Screenplay): Lawrence Konner
Writer (Screenplay): Mark Rosenthal
Producer: Menahem Golan
Producer: Yoram Globus
Susannah York:

Superman IV: Quest for Peace, The (1987)

Superman volunteers to remove all the nuclear armaments in the world and guarantee world peace. Lex Luthor spots an opportunity to use Superman’s preferred disposal site, the Sun, to create a Nuclear Man.

4/10

If Richard Lester took the series to the point of death and placed it in a coffin, the incredibly untalented Sidney J. Furie (a man who has never made a good film and, yes, I have seen The Ipcress File) hammered the final nail in, placed the coffin six feet under and buried it. On the moon. In slow-motion. While Christopher Reeve as Superman and Clark Kent remains definitive, this movie is rescued by the unfettered awesomely immodest genius of Gene Hackman’s Lex Luthor. Whenever he’s on-screen spouting about his staggering amazingness, the film is fun. There is also a kernel of an interesting idea here as Superman exercises his godship and wades into human affairs but what ended up on screen doesn’t make an apeth of sense. Elsewhere, this is so rubbish that you rather feel sorry for it.

This movie contains fantasy violence.

Classified PG by BBFC. Parental Guidance.

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Duplicity (2009, Industrial Espionage Romance Movie) – 3/10 review

Julia Roberts: Claire Stenwick
Clive Owen: Ray Koval
Tom Wilkinson: Howard Tully
Paul Giamatti: Richard Garsik
Producer: Jennifer Fox
Producer: Kerry Orent
Producer: Laura Bickford
Writer: Tony Gilroy
Writer: Tony Gilroy

Duplicity (2009)

Two ex-secret agents try to con a duelling pair of big businessmen out of $40 million.

3/10

This probably sounded really clever in Tony Gilroy’s head but he doesn’t manage to get it down on paper or up on screen. His principle saviour is Clive Owen (Julia Roberts looks ill with her sunken eyes) who makes most of his scenes feel fun even when they’re not and you’re not terribly interested in what’s going on. The opening credits are a bit of a hoot as two middle-aged men have a handbags-at-dawn fight in super-super-slo-mo (150 frames-per-second) but that’s the only interesting thing in a transparently-plotted (who’s fighting who at the start), woefully unconvincing, generally useless movie.

This movie contains mild adult dialogue and brief violence and sensuality.

Classified 12A by BBFC. Persons under the age of 12 must be accompanied by an adult.

Xbox 360 vs PS3 vs PC Head-to-Head Face-Off: Batman Arkham Asylum update

Every so often, Eurogamer run a series of technical comparison reviews for games released on both Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3.

This is the latest update while the full list is here.

  • 360 better  Batman: Arkham Asylum
  • 360 better  Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2

Microsoft Access VBA: Convert Query or SQL to String

I wanted to take a query and format part of its output into English; a list of names separated by commas.

The DAO Object Library includes a completely pointless Recordset.GetRows command which returns an unwieldy multi-dimensional array. How pointless and unwieldy? Well, the supplied example to Debug.Print FirstName, LastName and Title from Northwind.mdb’s Employees table is 90 lines long. Without GetRows it would take way less than 10 lines. Amazingly, when Microsoft introduced ADO, it would retain the spectacular uselessness of this command by continuing to return a multi-dimensional array.

These functions take a query or table name or SQL command and a simple string to format the output which can contain any text with fields from the query surrounded by square brackets.

The default parameters produce a comma-delimited list with the final item delimited with an “, and” but these can be replaced with anything.

Parameters governing what is returned when there is no data in the query and what is displayed on screen as the function executes are also included and are documented in the source code.

Examples

?FromQuery(“MyTable”,”[Name] ([Age]-years-old)”)

Peter (71-years-old), Paul (71-years-old), and Mary (72-years-old)

?FromQuery(“MyTable”,”[Name] ([Age]-years-old)”, vbCrLf, vbCrLf)

Peter (71-years-old)
Paul (71-years-old)
Mary (72-years-old)

Source Code

''' <summary>
''' Converts a query to a string. Each record is formatted using Fields where field names
''' are surrounded by square brackets. Each record is separated by Delimiter.
''' </summary>
'''
''' <paramref name="Fields">A string used to format each record. Field names surrounded by square
'''                         brackets are replaced with the field value. For example, "Name: [Name]"
'''                         would produce a record that looks something like "Name: Paul J. Champion"
'''
''' <paramref name="Delimiter">Each record is separated with this string.
'''                            For example, if the Delimiter is ", " you would get
'''                            "Record 1, Record 2, Record 3, " etc
'''
''' <paramref name="FinalDelimiter">The last record is separated with this string.
'''                                 For example,if the FinalDelimiter is ", and " you would get
'''                                 "Record 1, Record 2, and Record 3"
'''
''' <paramref name="NoRecords">If there are no records available, this message is returned unaltered.
'''
''' <paramref name="ProgressText">If ProgressText is supplied, then a progress bar is shown in status bar.
'''                               If ProgressText is set to an empty string, no progress bar is shown.
''' </paramref>
Public Function FromQuery( _
                QueryName As String, _
                Fields As String, _
                Optional Delimiter As String = ", ", _
                Optional FinalDelimiter As String = ", and ", _
                Optional NoRecords As String = "No data", _
                Optional ProgressText As String = "Processing FromSQL query") _
                As String
  FromQuery = FromSQL(CurrentDb.QueryDefs(QueryName).SQL, Fields, Delimiter, FinalDelimiter, NoRecords, ProgressText)
  End Function

''' <summary>
''' Converts a SQL query to a string. Each record is formatted using Fields where field names
''' are surrounded by square brackets. Each record is separated by Delimiter.
''' </summary>
'''
''' <paramref name="Fields">A string used to format each record. Field names surrounded by square
'''                         brackets are replaced with the field value. For example, "Name: [Name]"
'''                         would produce a record that looks something like "Name: Paul J. Champion"
'''
''' <paramref name="Delimiter">Each record is separated with this string.
'''                            For example, if the Delimiter is ", " you would get
'''                            "Record 1, Record 2, Record 3, " etc
'''
''' <paramref name="FinalDelimiter">The last record is separated with this string.
'''                                 For example,if the FinalDelimiter is ", and " you would get
'''                                 "Record 1, Record 2, and Record 3"
'''
''' <paramref name="NoRecords">If there are no records available, this message is returned unaltered.
'''
''' <paramref name="ProgressText">If ProgressText is supplied, then a progress bar is shown in status bar.
'''                               If ProgressText is set to an empty string, no progress bar is shown.
''' </paramref>
Public Function FromSQL( _
                SQL As String, _
                Fields As String, _
                Optional Delimiter As String = ", ", _
                Optional FinalDelimiter As String = ", and ", _
                Optional NoRecords As String = "No data", _
                Optional ProgressText As String = "Processing FromSQL query") _
                As String

  Dim Record As String

  Dim rs As DAO.Recordset ' requires Reference to DAO Object Library
  Set rs = CurrentDb.OpenRecordset(SQL)

  If Not rs.EOF Then

    ' Setup progress bar if required
    ' Initialise boolean variable as it will be quicker for later on
    Dim ShowProgress As Boolean
    ShowProgress = ProgressText <> ""

    If ShowProgress Then
      SysCmd acSysCmdInitMeter, ProgressText, 100
      rs.MoveLast ' to ensure recordset is populated
      rs.MoveFirst
    End If

    Dim FirstField As Boolean: FirstField = True

    Do While Not rs.EOF

      ' Reset Record
      Record = Fields

      ' Insert fields from SQL into RecordHTML
      Dim fld As DAO.Field
      For Each fld In rs.Fields
        Record = Replace$(Record, "[" & fld.Name & "]", Nz(fld.value), , , vbTextCompare)
      Next

      ' Add this record to return value FromSQL
      If Not FirstField Then
        If rs.AbsolutePosition + 1 = rs.RecordCount Then
          FromSQL = FromSQL & FinalDelimiter
        Else
          FromSQL = FromSQL & Delimiter
        End If
      End If
      FromSQL = FromSQL & Record

      ' Update progress bar, then move to next record
      If ShowProgress Then
        SysCmd acSysCmdUpdateMeter, rs.PercentPosition
      End If
      rs.MoveNext
      FirstField = False

    Loop ' While Not rs.EOF

    ' Clear progress bar if necessary
    If ShowProgress Then
      SysCmd acSysCmdClearStatus
    End If

  Else
    FromSQL = NoRecords
  End If

FromSQL_exit:
  On Error Resume Next
  rs.Close

  End Function

Agatha Christie Marple 4.02 Murder is Easy (2009, Mystery TV) – 3/10 review

Julia McKenzie: Miss Marple
Writer (Original Novel): Agatha Christie
Camilla Arfwedson: Rose Humbleby
Tim Brooke-Taylor: Dr Edward Humbleby
Anna Chancellor: Lydia Horton
Benedict Cumberbatch: Luke Fitzwilliam
David Haig: Major Hugh Horton
Shirley Henderson: Honoria Waynflete
James Lance: Dr Geoffrey Thomas
Lyndsey Marshal: Amy Gibbs
Steve Pemberton: Henry Wake
Jemma Redgrave: Jessie Humbleby
Hugo Speer: James Abbot
Margo Stilley: Bridget Conway
Sylvia Syms: Lavinia Pinkerton
Russell Tovey: PC Terence Reed
Writer (Screenplay): Stephen Churchett
Producer: Karen Thrussell
Director: Hettie MacDonald
Stephen Churchett: Coroner

Agatha Christie: Marple 4.02 Murder Is Easy (2009)

Miss Pinkerton shares a train carriage with Miss Marple and excitedly tells her that she is on her way to Scotland Yard. Before Miss Pinkerton can arrive, however, she is pushed down an escalator which, to the audience’s great surprise, kills her. Miss Marple wonders why Miss Pinkerton wasn’t pushed in front of a car and decides to go to Wychwood to investigate.

3/10

Murder might be easy (there are a whopping six squeezed in here) but generating convincing dialogue, situations and atmosphere is something that ITV is still finding very difficult. As the book’s original hero (Luke Fitzwilliam) is drawn into the story by chance, there is no problem with dropping Miss Marple into the story via the same mechanism but, unlike Agatha Christie, the director and writer don’t cover up the clunkiness with charm, wit, characterisation, insight or intelligence. Additionally, they change the motive of the murderer (not enough SPOILER incestuous rape in Christie’s novel), undermine the meaning of the title, remove the challenge of battling the perfect murderer and make SPOILER Miss Pinkerton’s murder needlessly unlikely. If you’re going to change something, change it for the better. Please. P.S.: Because of the (added) political campaigning elements, it reminds me an awful lot of, I think, a Midsomer Murders episode but I don’t know which one.

This Agatha Christie: Marple episode contains adult dialogue and unpleasant scenes.

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(Most Disappointing) Story of the Week: Military robot ‘hops’ over walls

And I quote (from news.bbc.co.uk):

“The robot is able to leap over fences and walls.”

Cool!

“Video footage has been released of a robot that can leap over obstacles more than 7.5m (25ft) high.”

And there’s video footage? Yes; yes, there is. Now go and watch it.

Xbox 360 vs PS3 Head-to-Head Face-Off: Round 21

Every so often, Eurogamer run a series of technical comparison reviews for games released on both Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3.

This is the latest update while the full list is here.

  • 360 better  Battlefield 1943
  • 360 better  Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood
  • 360 PS3 equal gamers.eurogamer.net Fight Night: Round 4
  • 360 better  G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra
  • 360 PS3 equal gamers.eurogamer.net Overlord II
  • 360 PS3 equal gamers.eurogamer.net UFC 2009: Undisputed
  • 360 PS3 equal gamers.eurogamer.net Virtua Tennis 2009
  • 360 PS3 equal gamers.eurogamer.net Wolfenstein

The Idle Class (1921, Chaplin Comedy Short Movie) – 8/10 review

Charles Chaplin:
Copyright Holder: Charles Chaplin
Edna Purviance:
Composer: Charles Chaplin
Writer: Charles Chaplin
Producer: Charles Chaplin
Director: Charles Chaplin

Idle Class, The (1921)

A lonely tramp arrives in town, unaware that he is the spitting image of a rich socialite, and, while playing golf, meets the woman of his dreams.

8/10

Top drawer Chaplin effort which features frequent moments of comic brilliance that can only be classified ‘genius’. Chaplin pulls out a continuing series of totally unexpected and rather brilliant sight gags starting with hiding behind a newspaper (funnier than it sounds) and continuing with his astonishing golf swing and a couple of surprising golf ball lies, a terrific little chase sequence and a wonderful ‘not-happy’ punchline (or should that be kickline) ending.

Classified U by BBFC. Universal: Suitable for All.

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Agatha Christie: Marple 4.01 A Pocket Full of Rye (2009, Mystery TV) – 5/10 review

Julia McKenzie: Miss Marple
Writer (Original Novel): Agatha Christie
Helen Baxendale: Mary Dove
Joseph Beattie: Vivian Dubois
Ken Campbell: Crump
Lucy Cohu: Pat Fortescue
Kenneth Cranham: Rex Fortescue
Rupert Graves: Lance Fortescue
Ralf Little: Sergeant Pickford
Matthew Macfadyen: Inspector Neele
Anna Madeley: Adele Fortescue
Ben Miles: Percival Fortescue
Hattie Morahan: Elaine Fortescue
Wendy Richard: Mrs Crump
Edward Tudor Pole: Professor Bernsdorrf
Liz White: Jennifer Fortescue
Prunella Scales: Mrs Mackenzie
Writer (Screenplay): Kevin Elyot
Producer: Karen Thrussell
Director: Charles Palmer
In Memory Of 1941 to 2008: Ken Campbell
In Memory Of 1943 to 2009: Wendy Richard

Agatha Christie: Marple 4.01 Pocket Full of Rye, A (2009)

Unloved patriarch and odious businessman-losing-his-touch Rex Fortescue dies drinking his morning tea while alone in his office. He’s been poisoned but, even more unusually, his pocket is full of rye.

5/10

This whodunit has a brilliant intrigue (why does a dead man have a pocketful of the eponymous rye?) and a mystery where, as is ideal, all the clues can be clearly presented visually without giving the game away. Sadly, new Marple Julia Mckenzie doesn’t sound like an old lady and doesn’t have much of a reason to be where she is most of the time but she does look the part. The critical problem, though, is the same as all the ITV Christie stuff for years: no atmosphere, no fun and no humanity. In place of genuine atmosphere, it’s photographed in a permanent haze. The clumsy director also clearly isn’t interested in character and performance and spends his time impressing himself with flashbacks and different but boring composition. It’s quite well paced but when you’re expecting it to wrap things up, there’s still another ad-break to go.

This Agatha Christie: Marple episode contains unpleasant scenes, violence and mild sexuality.

State of Fear (2004, Conspiracy Techno-Thriller Book) – 7/10 review

Writer: Michael Crichton

State of Fear (2004)

A wealthy environmental investor is killed when his Ferrari plunges off a cliff. With his funding up in the air, his lawyer finds himself at the centre of a ideological storm wherein his understanding of global warming will be irrevocably challenged.

7/10

Interesting global warming-themed thriller whose thought-provoking core resonates rather more successfully than the thriller part entertains. In fact, the thriller part seems quite poorly written with the breathless pace of those sections allowing important story details to be too easily skipped and sequences ending abruptly.

This Michael Crichton book contains sexual swear words, adult dialogue and violence, an extremely unpleasant scene of cannibalism.

Decoding the Heavens (2008, Archaeology Epic Book) – 7/10 review

Author: Jo Marchant

Decoding the Heavens (2008)

"In 1900 a group of sponge divers blown off course in the Meditteranean discovered an Ancient Greek shipwreck dating from around 70 BC. Lying unnoticed for months amongst their hard-won haul was what appeared to be a formless lump of corroded rock. It turned out to be the most stunning scientific artefact we have from antiquity. For more than a century this ‘Antikythera mechanism‘ puzzled academics. It was ancient clockwork, unmatched in complexity for a thousand years – but what was it for? Now, more than 2,000 years after the device was lost at sea, scientists have pieced together its intricate works and revealed its secrets." (from flyleaf)

7/10

This archaeological history looking at the discovery and understanding of a technology that wasn’t thought to exist is written more like a novel or movie biography than a textbook and is remarkably readable. Marchant goes through each key person chronologically as they come under the irresistible spell of the Antikythera mechanism and each dedicate their resources to revealing and adding their name to it’s history. By the end of the book, the stunning, out-of-time nature of the Antikythera mechanism will stir the intellect (had mankind really made no technological progress in the 2,000 years before the 20th century?) and it’s near-magic hold over those directly involved will be entirely understandable.

Sunshine (2007, Science Fiction Horror Movie) – 7/10 review

Director: Daniel Boyle
Writer: Alex Garland
Producer: Andrew MacDonald
Rose Byrne: Cassie
Cliff Curtis: Searle
Chris Evans: Mace
Troy Garity: Harvey
Cillian Murphy: Capa
Hiroyuki Sanada: Kaneda
Mark Strong: Pinbacker
Benedict Wong: Trey
Michelle Yeoh: Corazon

Sunshine (2007)

The Sun has stopped. Seven years after a previous mission failed to create a new star, a second mission, Icarus II, is closing in on delivering it’s payload when the distress beacon of Icarus I is picked up.

7/10

This is generally a superior science-fiction but the appearance of a SPOILER horror movie monster (apparently not eating for seven years gives you superhuman strength) for the last section does weaken the experience considerably. If it had stuck with the mission-gone-wrong template and continued to stick with the difficult decisions and how the crew resolves their dilemmas, the whole might have been more satisfying. Nevertheless, it is a visually wonderful film with perfect pacing, solid thrills, committed performances (Chris Evans is outstanding) and a lot of convincing science fiction. Unusually, the entire film replays over the end credits; It might have been cool if they had been the eight minutes talked about early in the film with the success or failure of the mission only apparent if you sat through them.

This movie contains sexual swear words and brief graphic violence, gory and unpleasant scenes.

Classified 15 by BBFC. Suitable only for persons of 15 years and over.

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Valkyrie (2008, WWII Military Coup Movie) – 7/10 review

Director: Bryan Singer
Writer: Christopher McQuarrie
Writer: Nathan Alexander
Producer: Bryan Singer
Producer: Christopher McQuarrie
Producer: Gilbert Adler
Tom Cruise: Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg
Kenneth Branagh: Major-General Henning von Tresckow
Bill Nighy: General Friedrich Olbricht
Tom Wilkinson: General Friedrich Fromm
Carice Van Houten: Nina von Stauffenberg
Thomas Kretschmann: Major Otto Ernst Remer
Terence Stamp: Ludwig Beck
Co-Producer: Nathan Alexander

Valkyrie (2008)

1944: not all of Germany believes in Hitler as much as, well, Hitler does. Some realise drastic action must be taken to prevent continued damage to Germany and to bring an end to World War II. Key to this will be Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg and the assassination of the Führer himself.

7/10

Highlighting a new area of German history for me and dramatising the last attempt by Germans to assassinate Adolf Hitler and bring a premature end to World War II, this is a slightly unsatisfying movie which, however, works emotionally. The reason for this is clear and superficially simple: Tom Cruise. Elsewhere, Bryan Singer paces his movie without peaks and doesn’t assure consistent performances for some of the cast. This finds them occasionally screaming lines for no obvious reason (especially early on) or rendering the wrong emotion for a given scene (Stauffenberg’s executioner, for example). But Tom Cruise brings the quality he brings to all his movies: absolute commitment. He makes the movie work, just as Stauffenberg is attempting to make his coup work, through sheer force of will after making sure everything required for success is in place. While Valkyrie isn’t the award-winning masterpiece many were hoping for, it is yet another interesting, worthwhile and quality addition to Tom Cruise’s filmography.

This movie contains a single sexual swear word and mild unpleasant scenes, gun violence.

Classified 12A by BBFC. Persons under the age of 12 must be accompanied by an adult.

Fuel (2009, Open-World Racing Game, 360) – 7/10 review

Studio Director: Sebastian Wloch
Studio Director: David Dedeine
Executive Producer: Brice Davin
Designer Vehicles: Fabrice Chaland
Designer Vehicles: Brice Davin
Game Designer: David Dedeine
Game Designer: Pascal ‘Pako’ Saingre
Game Designer: Sylvain Billaud
Game Designer: Frederic Oughdentz

Fuel (2009)

7/10

Dropping you in to events like Stunt Car Racer gets this open-world racer off to a great start but Asobo Studios immediately start running over their own toes. They seem to have overlooked principle benefits of open-world games: no menus and no loading. Fuel‘s events are accessed using a menu and it spends a huge amount of time "generating" which detracts greatly from what should be allowed to be it’s staggeringly impressive open-world environment. The endless roads are a definite plus point with all 262 events boasting unique lengths and layouts and, surprisingly, the tracks are almost all interesting and spectacular and fun; especially the ones with tornadoes. No matter where you drive, you’ll almost certainly have never driven there before. The best thing about Fuel though, probably, is vehicle visual design. They are chunky and charismatic and cool and you are happy to unlock them. Even though Fuel doesn’t make the most of it’s technology, there’s enough game for anyone and a more imaginative sequel could be genuinely special.

Classified 7+ by PEGI. The game is only suitable for persons who have reached the age of 7 or over.
Classified Violence by PEGI. Game contains depictions of violence.

Supercar Challenge – Enzo Ferrari custom livery: Prawn GP

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Supercar Challenge custom livery competition winners

 

Eutechnyx and System 3 ran a competition for custom livery creators to get their designs into Ferrari Challenge successor Supercar Challenge and I won with the following designs. The text link takes you to more pictures and a discussion of the creation of the livery while the picture link shows you a larger picture.

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