Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) – 3/10 fantasy action movie review

Cast / crew Director: Rob Marshall Writer (Screenplay): Ted Elliott Writer (Screenplay): Terry Rossio Writer (Characters’ Creator): Ted Elliott Writer (Characters’ Creator): Terry Rossio Writer (Characters’ Creator): Stuart Beattie Writer (Characters’ Creator): Jay Wolpert Writer (Original Novel) Suggested by the novel "On Stranger Tides": Tim Powers Johnny Depp: Jack Sparrow Penélope Cruz: Angelica Malon Geoffrey [...]

Alice in Wonderland (2010, Dull Tim Burton Fantasy Adventure) – 3/10 movie review

Cast / crewDirector: Tim BurtonWriter (Screenplay): Linda WoolvertonWriter (Original Novels) “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland” and “Through the Looking Glass”: Lewis CarrollProducer: Richard D. ZanuckProducer: Suzanne ToddProducer: Jennifer ToddProducer: Joe RothJohnny Depp: Mad HatterAnne Hathaway: White QueenHelena Bonham Carter: Red QueenCrispin Glover: Stayne – Knave of HeartsMia Wasikowskia: AliceAlan Rickman: Blue CaterpillarStephen Fry: Cheshire CatMichael Sheen: [...]

Max Payne (2008) – 3/10 revenge thriller movie review

Cast / crewDirector: John MooreWriter (Screenplay) Based upon the Max Payne video game Published by Rockstar Games: Beau ThorneProducer: John MooreMark Wahlberg: Max PayneMila Kunis: Mona SaxBeau Bridges: BB HensleyChris “Ludacris” Bridges: Jim BravuraChris O’Donnell: Jason ColvinDonal Logue: Alex BalderKate Burton: Nicole HorneOlga Kurylenko: Natasha Max Payne (2008) After the murder of his wife and [...]

Butterfly on a Wheel (2007, Child Kidnap Thriller) – 3/10 movie review

Cast / crew Director: Mike Barker Pierce Brosnan: Tom Ryan Gerard Butler: Neil Randall Maria Bello: Abby Randall Claudette Mink: Judy Ryan Nicholas Lea: Jerry Crane Producer: William Vince Producer: William Morrissey Producer: Pierce Brosnan Writer: William Morrissey Butterfly on a Wheel (2007) Happily married Neil and Abby Randall are put to ultimate test when [...]

The International (2009, Boring Conspiracy Thriller) – 3/10 movie review

Cast / crew Director: Tom Tykwer Writer: Eric Warren Singer Producer: Charles Roven Producer: Richard Suckle Producer: Lloyd Phillips Clive Owen: Louis Salinger Naomi Watts: Eleanor Whitman Armin Mueller-Stahl: Wilhelm Wexler Ulrich Thomsen: Jonas Skarssen Brían F. O’Byrne: The Consultant Jack McGee: Detective Bernie Ward Music: Tom Tykwer Eric Warren Singer: Cashier International, The (2009) [...]

Duplicity (2009, Industrial Espionage Romance Movie) – 3/10 review

Julia Roberts: Claire Stenwick Clive Owen: Ray Koval Tom Wilkinson: Howard Tully Paul Giamatti: Richard Garsik Producer: Jennifer Fox Producer: Kerry Orent Producer: Laura Bickford Writer: Tony Gilroy Writer: Tony Gilroy Duplicity (2009) Two ex-secret agents try to con a duelling pair of big businessmen out of $40 million. 3/10 This probably sounded really clever [...]

7 Seconds (2005, Movie) – 3/10 review

Director: Simon Fellows Wesley Snipes: Jack Tuliver Tamzin Outhwaite: Kelly Anders Pete Lee-Wilson: Alexsie Deobia Oparei: Spanky Georgina Rylance: Suza Director of Photography: Simon Fellows Writer: Martin Wheeler Martin Wheeler: Cole 7 Seconds (2005) Ex-Delta Force dude Jack Tuliver has become a master thief (it’s the law or something) and his latest target is a [...]

Enchanted (2007, Movie) – 3/10 review

Director: Kevin Lima Writer: Bill Kelly Amy Adams: Giselle Patrick Dempsey: Robert Philip James Marsden: Prince Edward Timothy Spall: Nathaniel Idina Menzel: Nancy Tremaine Rachel Covey: Morgan Philip Susan Sarandon: Queen Narissa Narrator: Julie Andrews Kevin Lima: Pip in New York Enchanted (2007) On the day she is to marry her fairy-tale prince, Andalasian commoner [...]

The Terminal (2004, Movie) – 3/10 review

Director: Steven Spielberg Writer (Screenplay): Sacha Gervasi Writer (Screenplay): Jeff Nathanson Writer (Screenplay): Andrew Niccol Writer (Screenplay): Sacha Gervasi Producer: Steven Spielberg Tom Hanks: Viktor Navorski Catherine Zeta-Jones: Amelia Warren Stanley Tucci: Frank Dixon Chi McBride: Mulroy Diego Luna: Enrique Cruz Terminal, The (2004) Viktor Navorski is travelling to New York from Krakorzia but en [...]

Lady in the Water (2006, Movie) – 3/10

Writer: M. Night Shyamalan Producer: M. Night Shyamalan Director: M. Night Shyamalan Paul Giamatti: Cleveland Heep Bryce Dallas Howard: Story Bob Balaban: Harry Farber Jeffrey Wright: Mr. Dury Sarita Choudhury: Anna Ran Cindy Cheung: Young-Soon Choi Freddy Rodriguez: Reggie Bill Irwin: Mr. Leeds Jared Harris: Goatie Smoker Mary Beth Hurt: Mrs. Bell M. Night Shyamalan: [...]

Ocean’s Twelve (2004, Movie) – 3/10

Director: Steven Soderbergh Writer: George Nolfi Producer: Jerry Weintraub Writer (Original Characters): George Clayton Johnson Writer (Original Characters): Jack Golden Russell George Clooney: Danny Ocean Brad Pitt: Rusty Ryan Matt Damon: Linus Caldwell Catherine Zeta-Jones: Isabel Lahiri Andy Garcia: Terry Benedict Don Cheadle: Basher Tarr Bernie Mac: Frank Catton Carl Reiner: Saul Bloom Elliott Gould: [...]

Chain Reaction (1996, Movie) – 3/10

Producer: Arne SchmidtDirector: Andrew DavisKeanu Reeves: Eddie KasalivichMorgan Freeman: Paul ShannonRachel Weisz: Lily SinclairFred Ward: FBI Agent FordKevin Dunn: FBI Agent DoyleBrian Cox: Lyman Earl CollierWriter (Story): Arne SchmidtWriter (Story): Rick SeamanWriter (Story): Josh FriedmanWriter (Screenplay): J.F. LawtonWriter (Screenplay): Michael BortmanProducer: Andrew Davis Chain Reaction (1996) Eddie Kasalivich is a machinist working on a project [...]

The Interpreter (2005, Movie) – 3/10

Director: Sydney PollackNicole Kidman: Sylvia BroomeSean Penn: Tobin KellerCatherine Keener: Dot WoodsJesper Christensen: Nils LudYvan Attal: PhilippeExecutive Producer: Sydney PollackExecutive Producer: Anthony MinghellaWriter (Story): Martin StellmanWriter (Story): Brian WardWriter (Screenplay): Charles RandolphWriter (Screenplay): Scott FrankWriter (Screenplay): Steven Zaillian Interpreter, The (2005) UN interpreter Silvia Broome overhears a planned assassination being discussed in the General Assembly [...]

World Trade Center (2006) – 3/10

Director: Oliver StoneWriter Based on the True Life Events of John & Donna McLoughlin and William & Allison Jimeno: Andrea BerloffNicolas Cage: John McLoughlinMichael Peña: Will JiminoMaggie Gyllenhaal: Allison JimenoMaria Bello: Donna McLoughlinStephen Dorff: Scott StraussJay Hernandez: Dominick PezzuloMichael Shannon: Dave KarnesDonna Murphy: Frank Whaley: Chuck Sereika World Trade Center (2006) Two New York Port [...]

Mulan 2 (2004, Movie) – 3/10

Director: Darrell RooneyDirector: Lynne SoutherlandWriter (Screenplay): Michael LuckerWriter (Screenplay): Chris ParkerWriter (Screenplay): Roger S.H. SchulmanMing-Na Wen: MulanB.D. Wong: ShangMark Moseley: MushuComposer (Lyrics) Original Songs: Alexa JungeMusic Composer Original Songs: Jeanine Tesori Mulan 2 (2004) Mulan and Shang have decided to marry but a mission to escort three princesses to conclude a marriage alliance with a [...]

D-War (aka Dragon Wars) (2005, Movie) – 3/10

D-War Dragon Wars (2005) Every 500 years, er, a pair of super-giant snakes – one good, one evil – get the opportunity to consume the spirit of a 20-year-old woman who had been born with the tattoo of a dragon on her right shoulder. This allows the snake to become a dragon and become as [...]

Be Cool (2005, Movie) – 3/10

Be Cool (2005) A disillusioned Chili Palmer decides its time to get out of the movie business and decides to try his hand at the music business. 3/10 F. Gary Gray brings his total lack of style and absolutely no understanding of comedy to this entirely worthless sequel to the better-than-expected Get Shorty. He also [...]

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