Beowulf The Game (2007, Game, 360) – 1/10 review

Ray Winstone: Beowulf
Alan Ritchson: Beowulf Character Model
Brendan Gleeson: Wiglaf
Anthony Hopkins: King Hrothgar

Beowulf The Game (2007)

Beowulf travels to Denmark to defeat the monsta, sorry, monster Grendel.

1/10

Beowulf The Game is almost completely broken with miserable lumpen controls, a unsatisfying combat system and a depressing atmosphere. On top of that, we have graphics that don’t provide any visual guidance or stimulus. If you’re looking for positives, a couple of the movie cast lend their voices and it won’t give you syphillis. Probably. Truly a horrible game.

This game contains sexual swear words, adult dialogue and extended graphic, extreme and extremely gory violence and inferred and sort-of nudity.

Classified 15 by BBFC. Suitable only for persons of 15 years and over.
Classified 18+ by PEGI. The game is only suitable for adults who have reached the age of 18 or over..
Classified Bad Language by PEGI. Game contains bad language.
Classified Violence by PEGI. Game contains depictions of violence.

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